Rooney’s Epic Predictions for New Season!
Wayne Rooney’s predictions are wilder than a penguin trying to fly! He sees Man United soaring to 5th and Liverpool snatching the league like candy. Curious yet?
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Richards Urges Rashford to Embrace Greed
Micah Richards wants Marcus Rashford to embrace his inner goal-hoarder at Barcelona, urging him to become the Scrooge of soccer and score like a candy fanatic!
Shearer Predicts Premier League Doom for Man Utd
Shearer’s crystal ball sees Liverpool ruling the Premier League like a cat with all the yarn! Man Utd’s chasing unicorns, while Arsenal’s on “walkies.” Curious?
Spurs’ Levy Calls Out Man City FFP Saga
Tottenham’s Levy urges a speedy wrap-up of Man City’s FFP drama! As City awaits its fate, it’s a soccer thriller with lawyers, penalties, and giraffes!
Man City’s XI: Chaos in the Footy Canteen!
Pep’s wild footy puzzle: Can Man City’s greased ferrets dance past Arsenal and Liverpool’s shopping spree to nab the boomerang trophy? Stay tuned for chaos!
Haaland’s Penalty Oopsie at Wembley Spectacle!
Haaland’s Wembley penalty whoopsie leaves even eels impressed! But don’t fret, our Nordic Numpty’s ready to lead, learn, and laugh in his quest for glory!
How Viana Survives City’s Pep-Uproar
Manchester City loses Pep’s buddy, Begiristain, but Hugo Viana swoops in like a hero in a soap opera, ready to juggle the hot potato of Pep’s future!
City’s Youth Surge: O’Reilly’s Sky-Blue Odyssey
Nico O’Reilly: City’s midfield marvel! With a magic contract and sky-blue dreams, this young star powers City’s new youth wave. Watch him soar!
Masters Apologizes in Man City Circus!
City Chaos! Premier League’s chief juggles media frenzy over City’s slow-motion charges. Will we see a verdict before pigs fly? Stay tuned for October!
City’s FFP Saga Like a Neverending Soap!
Man City’s FFP drama is like a soap opera rerun! With 115 alleged breaches and endless delays, will the verdict score or flop by 2025? Stay tuned!
Pep’s Future: More Twists Than a Football!
Pep Guardiola, the football wizard with a flair for long-term plans, dreams of coaching a national team! Meanwhile, he’s brewing another storm at City!
Trafford Returns to City in Goalie Fandango!
James Trafford returns to Manchester City, ready to dethrone Ederson in a goalie saga of epic proportions! Will he rise or stay in the wings?
Mahrez Reveals City’s Wobble Woes
Beware the football cliffhanger! Man City’s mojo vanished like a penguin in the Sahara, but Cherki and Reijnders might just be their espresso-fueled saviors!
Man City’s Pre-Season Circus Begins!
Pep’s Pre-Season Party! Watch as Man City turns training into a circus of football thrills, with Grealish’s glimmers and Ederson vs. Trafford tension!
Man City Dive into Pre-Season Chaos!
Man City gears up for a rollercoaster pre-season! With burger escapades and looming player strikes, will they be warriors or wobblers? Grab your popcorn!