Fernandes Bowled Over by De Bruyne’s Class…
In the land of the red and blue giants, where lion roars and dragon breaths clash amidst the hallowed Old Trafford grounds, Manchester United’s own wizard, Bruno Fernandes, has sung praises louder than a stadium vuvuzela for none other than Kevin De Bruyne, the maestro of Man City. Following a goalless tango that could rival a ballet of snails, Fernandes fanned the flames of admiration for the Belgian midfield magician, whose boots have graced the Premier League stage for a dazzling decade.
With the bombshell news of De Bruyne’s exit from the City of Citizens ringing through the air like a stray seagull at a beach picnic, Bruno hails the Belgian as the secret sauce behind City’s trophy triumphs. “De Bruyne made the Premier League better,” Fernandes declared, hinting that without him, City’s trophy cabinet might have been emptier than a fan’s wallet post-Merchandising February. Bruno seems convinced that De Bruyne’s legacy will sparkle for ages like a star athlete’s laundry after a deep clean.
Perhaps preparing to ride off into the sunset on a unicorn named Retirement, De Bruyne has notched up over 270 goal involvements — a record as tasty as fish & chips on a blustery British seaside. So there you have it, footy fans! As De Bruyne gallops into history, showered in midfield glitter and metaphorical confetti, he leaves a legacy richer than a chocolate fondue on a Sunday morning. Crikey, could we ask for a better football fairy tale ending? Join the Manchester Evening News jamboree on all things football, and don’t miss our podcasters musing on whether cities or uniteds rule the pitch-way skies!
