Pep tells City, “Move less, win more!” Unleash the tactical magic without the mad dashes! Forget sprints, conquer the pitch with stand-still brilliance!

Pep claps back at cheeky chants and keeps City glimmering! Foden’s fizz might be off, but Pep’s ready to sprinkle his football magic. Stay tuned!

Manchester derby goes nap time! Neville calls the snoozy stalemate a Snore Olympics gold. United and City fans, grab popcorn; the season’s not over yet!

Bruno’s wild antics in Man Derby had United’s midfield spinning! Captain firecracker scolded teammates like a cartoon coach while City’s plot twist simmered!

Pep’s City in Premier League Hoopla! Can our sky-blue warriors wiggle past Crystal ‘Rocky’ Palace and Wolves to grab that Champions League golden ticket?

Gary Neville’s handball drama in the Man City derby hits Comic Opera heights! Replays clear Dias, leaving refs chuckling, fans snoozing. What a game!

Manchester Derby: The Nap Time Special! City dawdled like syrupy tortoises while Pep pondered a new career. Can they wake from this snooze-fest? Stay tuned!

City’s derby wasn’t exactly magic! They tiptoed to a 0-0 draw, with De Bruyne missing spells and Pep’s wizards failing to ignite any fireworks. ⚽✨

Man U’s derby day was a circus with a ref’s wild call sparking a showdown! Garnacho tumbled, and Amad sealed victory as City fans looked like lost penguins!

Manchester’s giants clash at Old Trafford! Man United vs. City – a showdown spicier than chip fat, with bragging rights higher than a giraffe’s hat!

Manchester Derby: A clash of titans at Old Trafford! Can United rock the dance floor twice, or will City groove without Haaland’s golden cape? Tune in!