City’s Semi-Final Ticket Circus!
City’s football frenzy heads to Wembley as Pep’s posse prances to the FA Cup semi-finals! Get ready, fans, for ticket thrills and canapĂ©s!
Erling Haaland Out: A Football Tragedy!
Haaland’s down and out with an ankle mishap! Pep’s strategizing like a wizard, tackling this soccer saga without his Viking warrior. Will he return in time?
Fixturedom Feast Frenzy Unleashed!
Get ready for a Premier League fixture fiesta! 380 matches roll out, packed with drama, plot twists, and enough football action to turn a trophy into a birdbath!
Man City’s 115-Count Drama Dilly-Dallys!
Man City’s 115-Count Saga: A Snail’s Soap Opera! Lawyers sip coffee while City’s drama crawls. Will the Etihad become a maze of mystery deductions?
Bernardo Silva: Snail or Secret Speed Demon?
Bernardo Silva’s a Premier League snail, clocking just 29.4 km/h! Meanwhile, Man City’s Matheus Nunes zips by at 36.7 km/h, making it a true hare vs. tortoise saga!
Pep Begs Fans to Kickstart City “From Minute 1”
Pep Guardiola trades tactics for theatrics, urging fans to roar from kick-off to drown out ticket tango troubles and lead Man City to Champions League glory!
Haaland’s Booty Bump – Toe-tally Unbelievable!
Haaland’s ankle had a jellyfish tango, sidelining him like a wobbling beach ball! City’s got a toe-tastic plan with Marmoush and Guardiola’s juggling magic!
City’s Haaland Drama: Cartoonish Chaos!
Cartoon chaos as City’s Haaland gets an injury twist! Marmoush steps in like a superhero while City’s quest for the Champions League turns comically wild!
Pep Banned: Touchline Chaos Unleashed!
Pep’s on the bench! Watch as Guardiola masterminds City’s drama from the stands with magic sneak codes, turning Lillo into the maestro amidst chaos!
Man City Defender Tickles The Ivories!
Man City’s Nathan Ake swaps tackles for tunes, gifting pianos to UK schools! His “Playing for Change” hits a high note, making musical waves!
Pep’s Prankster Problem in Pep’s Punchline Parade
Pep’s prankster antics in Manchester went spaghetti-crazy! Yet, he’s now ready to unleash rookie magic like lions tackling llamas. Stay tuned!
City Stars to Fly 16,000 Miles for Glory!
City Stars embark on an epic 16,000-mile kickabout! Manchester City’s sky blues face a globe-trotting summer, jet-setting like a football in a pinball machine!
Haaland’s Ankle’s Hairy Adventure!
Haaland’s ankle takes a moon hopscotch break! Marmoush rockets in, scoring like a ninja viking. Can City juggle the drama like a llama in pajamas?
City’s Viking Striker Downed by Ankle Gremlin!
The mighty Viking of Manchester, Erling Haaland, succumbed to an ankle gremlin! Subbed by Omar “The Wizard,” he turned the game around and left fans spellbound!
Stuart Pearce’s Airplane Adventure!
Stuart Pearce’s sky-high drama! From pitch hero to plane distress, his flight was redirected as fast as a winger! Post-virus, he’s back critiquing football!