Man City Stars Meet Boy Bullied Out Of School
Man City’s star squad tackles bullies for Alex, our young footie hero! With support from Dias, De Bruyne & crew, this tale kicks schoolyard villains aside!
City’s Haaland Houdini Act Begins
Haaland pulls a Houdini in City’s lineup, replaced by Pharaoh Marmoush! Can he dazzle, or is this a cartoon caper against the Leicester Surrender Monkeys?
Pep and Jose: A Tale of Footie-Woes!
Footie frenzy! Pep’s Man City battles injuries like an octopus wrestling a bathrobe, chasing that sizzling Champions League spot with Mourinho-esque magic!
Join Man Utd’s Wacky WhatsApp Wonderland!
Dive into Man Utd’s whirly WhatsApp world, catch derby dazzle, transfer tangles, and more! Be first with footie fun faster than seagull gossip!
Guardiola’s Gymnastic Jamboree Returns!
Pep’s Circus Squad to Ditch Crutches! Man City’s pogo stick adventure nears its end, as players race back like cartoon cheetahs for the Club World Cup!
Pep Tells City Chiefs to Listen to Fans!
Pep rallies City bosses to heed fans’ cries! With loyalty and ticket tangos on the line, can the Sky Blues find harmony or face a vuvuzela crescendo?
Man City Verdict: Waiting for the Mystery Booth
Man City fans: brace for a verdict ‘soap opera’! The 3 wise TikTok judges are MIA, while Pep’s prophecy dangles. Grab your popcorn; drama’s afoot!
Guardiola’s Whacky Striker Shenanigans!
Pep’s striker circus is on in Man City! With Haaland out, Marmoush and friends are ready to dazzle defenses. Can they score or will pigeons rule the pitch?
Kyle Walker’s Tunnel Tantrum Tango!
Kyle Walker’s tunnel tantrum tango! Milan tunnels erupt as Walker and Felix face-off. Can Milan bounce back from chaos as Inter showdown looms? ⚽💥
City’s Semi-Final Ticket Circus!
City’s football frenzy heads to Wembley as Pep’s posse prances to the FA Cup semi-finals! Get ready, fans, for ticket thrills and canapés!
Erling Haaland Out: A Football Tragedy!
Haaland’s down and out with an ankle mishap! Pep’s strategizing like a wizard, tackling this soccer saga without his Viking warrior. Will he return in time?
Fixturedom Feast Frenzy Unleashed!
Get ready for a Premier League fixture fiesta! 380 matches roll out, packed with drama, plot twists, and enough football action to turn a trophy into a birdbath!
Man City’s 115-Count Drama Dilly-Dallys!
Man City’s 115-Count Saga: A Snail’s Soap Opera! Lawyers sip coffee while City’s drama crawls. Will the Etihad become a maze of mystery deductions?
Bernardo Silva: Snail or Secret Speed Demon?
Bernardo Silva’s a Premier League snail, clocking just 29.4 km/h! Meanwhile, Man City’s Matheus Nunes zips by at 36.7 km/h, making it a true hare vs. tortoise saga!
Pep Begs Fans to Kickstart City “From Minute 1”
Pep Guardiola trades tactics for theatrics, urging fans to roar from kick-off to drown out ticket tango troubles and lead Man City to Champions League glory!