Guardiola’s Goalkeeper Jigsaw
Guardiola’s goalie saga is a mix of Jedi tricks and musical chairs! Ederson dodges camel rides; Ortega’s Bundesliga dreams await. Who’s the next Etihad hero?
From Tesco to Footie Stardom Spectacle!
Marc’s wild ride: From Tesco’s aisles to footie fame! After SOS-ing 91 clubs, Oldham swooped in. Now he’s a football detective at Carlisle United! Game on!
Man City WhatsApp: A Transfer Quasar!
Hop onto the Man City WhatsApp ride! Follow player scoops faster than Haaland’s sprint! Transfer rumors and updates will have your phone buzzing!
Frimpong Joins Liverpool: The City Saga
Frimpong zips to Liverpool faster than a cheetah on skates! Pep’s elves are now in rival workshops. Can he keep his stars or will City run out of football magic?
Man City Plot Megabucks Defender Heist!
Holy guac! Man City eyes ÂŁ50m Rayan Ait-Nouri, aiming to spice up their defense like never before. Expect a zany summer shopping spree!
Kovacic’s Heel Woes Rock Man City!
Kovacic’s heel throws a fit—sidelining him as Pep’s transfer fun unfolds! Can Milan’s Reijnders dance into Man City’s plans? Stay tuned for more drama!
Grealish’s Toon Dreams Thwarted!
Shearer’s prediction: Grealish won’t don Newcastle stripes! With that hair and flair, he needs a magic carpet more than a Toon transfer! What’s next?
Full-Back Frenzy: Footy Face-Off Begins!
Klopp vs Pep in a wacky full-back saga! Big transfers, big drama, and bigger laughs as Liverpool and City clash like squirrels in sombreros!
Pep’s Revolutionary City Makeover!
Pep’s brewing a football storm at Man City! With new full-backs, magic midfielders, and Haaland’s Viking charge, get ready for a summer of goals and giggles!
City’s Bizarre World Cup Adventure Begins!
City’s off to the Club World Cup in the USA! A wild switcheroo brings LAFC on board, and they’re ready for a Hollywood showdown! Soccer mayhem awaits!
John Stones’ Silly Season Saga!
John Stones moonwalks to England camp! Injured defender joins for rehab, leaving Etihad weeping while fans wonder if he’ll groove to FIFA or sip tea.
City’s Transfer Tumble: The ÂŁ45m Whoopsie!
Man City’s in a ÂŁ45m pickle! Kalvin Phillips’ Achilles heel delays his heroics. Pep’s squad wobbles like jelly. Can Phillips return stronger?
Man City vs Premier League’s UFO Mystery!
Man City’s in a Premier League pickle! Charges loom like UFOs, and everyone’s clueless as a cat in a doghouse. Will this verdict ever land? Tune in!
Cityzens Seek Galactic Glory Again!
Man City plans to outshine PSG in a cosmic Champions League showdown, assembling football Avengers to conquer the galaxy with more flair than a caffeinated cheetah!
Man City Goes Transfer Shopping Bonanza!
Man City goes on a bonkers football shopping spree! Pep and crew aim to dazzle with star signings for the Club World Cup, leaving rivals in a meerkat panic!