Pep’s Fiery Speech: Bird, Fire & Bravery!
Pep Guardiola swaps tactics for theatrics, delivering a flaming pep talk about a mythical PhD pigeon tackling life’s dilemmas on and off the pitch!
Man City Swaps Prayers for Set-Piece Wizardry!
Man City takes a magical turn, swapping prayers for set-piece sorcery! With James “the Sorcerer” French joining, expect jaws to drop at corner kicks!
Pep’s Perplexing Staff Shake-up Shenanigans!
Pep’s got new magical mates! Lijnders and French join Man City to whip up football spells, just in time for Club World Cup frenzy. Drama? You betcha!
Man City Unleashes Kit Chaos!
Man City unleashes a fashion frenzy on the soccer pitch with their jaw-dropping kit! It’s like Picasso met a penguin in a tux—football has never been this stylish!
Pep Guardiola Gets Magic Manc Degree!
Pep scores a “Magic Manc” degree! Not just a trophy wizard; now a brainiac too! Guardiola turns pre-match chats into history lessons—watch out City!
City’s Goalkeeping Circus – Oh Boy!
Man City’s keeper kerfuffle kicks off! Will it be Ederson or Ortega snagging the shiny gloves in Pep’s football soap opera? Tune in for the goalkeeping giggles!
Man City’s Gold Coin Avalanche!
Manchester City’s treasure trove is open! They’re shopping like pirates with Rayan Ait-Nouri in tow and more big names on the list! ⚽️💸🤑
City Tease Kit: Ederson Stays or Plays?
City rocks the soccer scene with a kit tease starring Ederson! Amid transfer drama, Pep keeps Ederson and Ortega guarding goals like a caffeinated squirrel!
The Curious Case of Grealish’s City Exit
Jack Grealish’s City exit is looking like a football soap opera twist! Will this ÂŁ100m “astonishing mop” trade benches for new fields, or stick with Pep’s puzzles?
Ait-Nouri Scores Left-Back Hat-Trick!
Rayan Ait-Nouri beams in at Man City, solving Pep’s left-back puzzle! As if plucked from a fairy tale, he’s City’s knight in shiny shin guards!
City’s New Star: Ait Nouri’s Comic Arrival
Rayan Ait Nouri gallops to Manchester City, ready to dazzle like a hyperactive hamster! Can this left-back superhero outshine the dinosaurs? Stay tuned!
De Bruyne to Become Napoli Napper? Woah!
Kevin De Bruyne’s bound for Napoli, leaving City fans in biscuit-loss grief! Expect this midfield magician to swap clouds for carbs and dazzle in Serie A!
Goalie Drama: City’s Quest for the Holy Net
Man City’s cooking up a goalie caper! Snagging Chelsea’s bench-buddy, Bettinelli, for a bromantic goalkeeping trio. Gloves off, laughter on!
Citizens Go Crazy for Cherki Capture!
Man City nabs Cherki for €40m! Will Pep’s new Barca-inspired squad dazzle like a banana kick or fizzle out faster than a hot peri-peri chicken? Stay tuned!
Scott Carson: City’s Secret Weapon Gone!
Scott Carson, City’s locker-room wizard and Jedi goalie coach, vanishes! Two games played, countless smiles conjured. Who will fill his magical cleats?