Arsenal’s ÂŁ110m Transfer Treasure Hunt!
Arsenal’s ÂŁ110M swoop: like seagulls after chips! They’ve nabbed midfielders and eye Gyokeres, hoping to outsprint City’s wizardry in this football frenzy!
Man City’s Summer Transfer Circus
Man City’s transfer saga is wilder than a wizard’s potion party! Pep’s juggling players like hot potatoes. Who’s in, who’s out? Tune in to the chaos!
Hold on to Your Hats: Silva News!
Man City’s captaincy is a merry-go-round in a whirlwind storm! Will Dias or Silva reign supreme? Pep’s got fans giggling as armbands fly like confetti!
Pep’s Squad Circus: 11 Untouchables!
Pep’s squad circus has 11 untouchables hogging the spotlight! While the rest dash around like penguins on ice, superstar names stand firm and fabulous!
Man City’s Right-Back Dilemma Dance!
Man City’s right-back quest is a wild ride! With Kyle Walker off form, can Pep’s team find the next football wizard? Tune into these Etihad escapades!
Man City, Arsenal, LFC in Transfer Tug-o-War!
City, Arsenal & Liverpool in a wild midfield scramble! Can Pep’s magical market moves outshine deep-pocket rivals? Stay tuned for this epic soccer saga!
Man City Dominoes: Mubama Kicks Off Chaos!
Mubama’s move to Stoke City kicks off a Man City exodus! Young stars depart like peacocks in top hats, leaving Man City’s pitch more like a carnival!
Man City & The Comedy Timekeeping Tango
Man City fumbles the clock dance in a World Cup circus! With flashy fines for time dilly-dallying, can Pep’s squad become the true clockwork kings? Stay tuned!
Chelsea’s City Rumble: The Big Gittens Switch
Gittens dances to Chelsea, leaving Man City swinging with no pie! Watch as Etihad’s player parade sets Stamford Bridge ablaze. Football symphonies incoming!
Man City’s Goldmine Conundrum!
Man City’s golden ticket slips in a ÂŁ38M jackpot final! They still scoop a cool ÂŁ10M, but need a Champions League crown to join the 2029 treasure dance!
Mubama’s Magical Mystery Loan Tour Begins
Mubama hops to Stoke City on loan, ready to pop goals like popcorn! He’s set to stir the pitch with magic moves, leaving fans buzzing like bees in a honey pot!
Bernardo’s Tearful Tribute to Jota
Bernardo Silva and Ruben “The Rock” Dias bid a tearful farewell to their pal Jota. Friendship goals? More like goal-stopping tears!
Kyle Walker’s Wacky City Farewell Fiasco!
Kyle Walker zooms from City to Burnley like a jetpack cheetah! Farewell Etihad, hello new turbocharged adventures with a dash of spicy bromance!
Kyle Walker Swaps Sky Blue for Burnley Brew!
Kyle Walker ditches the City razzle for the Turf Moor dazzle! Burnley bags Walker in a surprise football transfer twist that’s more thrilling than a squirrel on a skateboard.
Pep’s Summer Sale: Everything Must Go!
Pep’s pulling a “GOAL!” move with Man City’s wild yard sale! Stars like Walker zoom to new fields, as Viana juggles transfers hotter than a chimichanga!