City’s Goalkeepers: The Aging Avengers Awake!
City’s Aging Goalkeepers: Meet the Fantastic Trio battling time! Ederson, Ortega and Bettinelli guard the goal, as young Trafford eyes future glory!
Pep’s Mastermind: City’s Whimsical Pre-season
Pep’s got City in a whimsical pre-season daze, as new wizard coaches conjure tactical magic and prep for a flashy soccer carnival!
Mubama’s Wacky Loan Adventure Begins!
Mubama’s loan to Stoke City promises epic drama! This footballing wizard aims to score goals and rock Stoke fans’ world faster than a weeblefrog on a pogo stick!
Giggling Gonzo and City Slickers Struggles
Manchester City swaps drama for delight as Pep juggles millions, while Nico’s midfield mystery leaves fans doing the hilarious “facepalm fandango”!
City’s Pre-Season: Pep’s Puzzle Pandemonium!
Pep’s pre-season puzzle: City’s in a juggling act worthy of a circus! With surprise exits, player mix-ups, and transfer tangles, expect football fun galore!
Nicky Weaver Meets Oasis Mayhem
Nicky Weaver’s wild ride: From footie hero to Oasis chaos! The Gallaghers stirred Manchester City like a rock band of pied pipers. Ready for pandemonium?
Man City Fans vs. Premier League Deadline Fumble!
Man City fans juggle schedules in a Premier League fixture fiasco! Chaos reigns as match updates are as elusive as a referee’s whistle in a ghost town!
Man City: Champions League Banter!
Man City’s Champs League run is crazier than a cat on a skateboard! UEFA’s new rules make the journey as wild as a rhino on a pogo stick!
Grealish Heart-to-Heart at Oasis Gig!
Jack Grealish hits Oasis gig, serenading City like a lovesick Romeo! Pep and Jack orbit separately as City fans ponder his bench escape plan. Cosmic concert craziness!
Teen Titans at Man U: The Ridgeon & Noubissie Saga!
Man United’s after Ridgeon & Noubissie! These future football wizards are juggling clubs like circus clowns. Will they join the Theatre of Dreams? âš˝
Gibbs-White’s Epic Mo City Showdown Dream
Gibbs-White dreams of dazzling City with Spurs flair, while Forest blocks the transfer drama harder than a misbehaving TV remote! Ready for a popcorn fest?
Pep Croons to Oasis in Comic City Twist!
Pep Guardiola rocks Oasis gig, blending in as Manchester City’s jester-tactic wizard. Fanboy antics and timeless tunes seal Pep’s comedic, musical legacy!
Oasis Homecoming: Boom Box Bonanza!
Oasis rocks Heaton Park with a gallagher-style homecoming! Disco vibes, cheeky banter, and Mancuni-co grooves light up Manchester. Who needs salsa?
City’s Sneaky Transfer Tactics Exposed!
Newcastle breaks a 56-year curse, Palace wins FA Cup, but UEFA’s wild rulebook spins a web! Palace fans brace as City plots a cheeky victory dance!
Man City Transfer Circus: Juggling Joy!
Man City’s transfer circus is here! They’ve splurged ÂŁ111M on dazzling new players. Pep’s juggling a packed squad; will they fit on the team bus?