City Fans Face Wembley Wobble Weekend!
Manchester City fans brace for a Wembley wobble! As City faces Nottingham Forest, will fans survive the capital’s maze and catch their midnight train?
De Bruyne Bids Adieu: Is Manchester Crying?
Kevin De Bruyne’s exit sends Manchester City head first into a whirlwind of emoji tears! Will Pep’s squad rally for a farewell thunderbolt finale? Stay tuned!
City’s Wiggle on Premier League Wiggle!
Man City wiggles into a sponsorship saga, battling legal rumbles with Premier League. Claiming innocence, they tackle new rules in a match of legal fun!
Ex-City Striker Becomes ‘Vineyard Messiah’
Ex-City star Rolando Bianchi leaves soccer for vineyards! Witness his stunning Jesus-like transformation: from goal hero to wine and horse whisperer extraordinaire!
Marmoush: The New Pharaoh at City?
Marmoush, City’s new ÂŁ59m Egyptian whiz, leaps in with gazelle grace to fill Haaland’s shoes! Is he the Pharaoh of Pitch or just football foo-foo?
Scarf Shenanigans Unite Mancs in Riotous Derby
When scarves outshine goals! United fans’ cheeky ‘115 charges’ protest meets City’s sneaky no-show. In Manc derby, camaraderie steals the spotlight!
Man Utd’s Wild Yellow Card Tightrope
Man Utd’s Ugarte dodges yellow cards like a ninja, balancing on a suspension tightrope! Can he survive the derby against their Sky Blue neighbors?
Jack Grealish’s Skyward Goal Salute
Jack Grealish strikes sky-high, dedicating a goal to his brother in an epic heart-tugging performance! Emotions fly as City fans and football family rally!
Balotelli’s Mischief Makes Toure Giggle
Balotelli: more mischief than a penguin soap opera! Yaya Toure giggles through tales of Mario’s mayhem and myths, all on Rio’s podcast delight!
Man City & United’s Future in Premier League
Manchester’s soccer circus: City’s leapfrogging with smooth moves, United stumbling on the Premier League tightrope! Can they juggle their way to Europe?
Man City’s Dynamic Fixture Dance!
Man City’s cosmic schedule shuffle waltzes to new dates! Pep’s City casts scheduling spells, moving Villa match for smoother soccer magic. Game-day goblins, beware!
VAR Caper: Tierney’s Comedy Showdown!
VAR Circus: Tierney’s Comedy Derby! Brace for laughs as ref Paul Tierney and his VAR sidekick tackle the Manchester face-off, promising giggles and gasps galore!
Haaland Swaps Boot for Sandals!
Erling Haaland ditches his boot for sandals in sunny Marbella! From RoboCop to beach bum, the Norwegian star’s speedy comeback has fans cheering!
Penalty Panic Sends Man City Youth Packing!
Man City Youth’s penalty pandemonium as Mukasa gambles and loses against AZ Alkmaar’s wizard goalie! Epic showdown, bittersweet defeat, but adventure awaits!
Tevez Spins Yarns from Red Devils to Sky Blues!
Carlos Tevez: from United’s secret keeper to City’s mystical guide, bagging trophies like a daring pigeon chasing magpies between goalposts!