Pep’s Pre-Season Pep Rally Plans!
Hold your shin pads, City fans! Pep’s magical squad is back, gearing for a pre-season showdown and aiming for trophies like golden bananas! Game on!
Benjamin Mendy’s Wild Club Carousel
Benjamin Mendy’s Swiss adventure with FC Zurich ends quicker than a turtle’s marathon! Once a Man City misfit, now on to the next goalpost quest!
Jack Grealish’s Rashford Rave Reaction!
Jack Grealish scores a “like” as Rashford heads to Barca! Man United saves ÂŁ12M while Rashford swaps his Red Devil cape for a Catalonian carnival!
City Kids’ Summer of Soccer Silence?
Man City youth benched while Pep’s seniors strut in Palermo’s football fiesta! Will these eager beaver kids get their superstar spotlight soon? Stay tuned!
Pep Packed with Midfielders in Wild Dilemma!
Pep’s midfield circus is bursting with stars! With ÂŁ130M newbies, Pep’s juggling more midfielders than a clown at a birthday bash. Who’ll make the cut?
Jack Grealish: From Man City to Pasta City?
Is Jack Grealish swapping Man City for pizza goals in Napoli? Our soccer star’s Italian daydreams are as saucy as spaghetti, but just a holiday fling?
Man City vs United: TV Time Travellers
Man City vs. United spins into Sunday’s time-travel slot on Sky Sports! Pep’s tactics and TV gods clash in this 4:30 PM footie showdown. Popcorn ready!
Man City’s Nypan and the Loan Circus!
Sverre Nypan’s on a wild football loan adventure! Manchester City’s young wizard baffles clubs from Girona to Arsenal—who’ll snag this Norwegian phenom?
Man City’s Turbo Megabucks Refusal!
Man City’s not gobbling up Gibbs-White’s golden carrot! Pep’s midfield feast is full, no more megabucks munchies! Forest and Spurs in a secret showdown!
Man City’s Summer Swoon for Brits
Man City embarks on a wild quest for British talent! UEFA’s rules have them sniffing out homegrown heroes faster than a bloodhound on a sugar rush!
Man Utd’s $71M Kickstart for CFG Rollercoaster
Man Utd’s golden boot adventure plans cost $71M, spinning CFG’s fortune wheel! Bryan “Lightning Boots” Mbeumo scores for Troyes with surprise turbo cash!
New Rules: Footie Chaos Ensues for Mancs!
Hold your socks, footie fans! Manc chaos unleashed! VAR DJs, speedy goalies, and quirky corner rules shake up the Premier League like never before!
Man City: The Prodigal Goalkeeper Returns?
Is James Trafford, the goalie Gandalf, set for an Etihad encore? Man City might just roll out the blue carpet for its magical, boomerang prodigy!
Man City’s Secret Weapon: UFC Stars!
Manchester’s secret weapon? UFC stars! Carl Prince spins MMA magic, turning Manchester into a brawler’s paradise faster than tea at halftime!
Goalie Tango: City & Newcastle Duel!
City’s goalie puzzle rivals pizza’s hotness! Will Trafford’s Etihad magic trump Newcastle’s detective skills? Pep’s Goalie Olympics await! Game on!