Goalie Keating’s Case Collapses Spectacularly!
Keating’s legal drama fizzles faster than a zig-zagging soccer ball! With charges gone, she’s back blocking goals, munching Pye, and dreaming of jetpacks!
City’s Right-Back Riddle: The Saga Continues!
Man City’s right-back is on the loose! Pep’s treasure hunt for the perfect defender rivals a pirate’s quest. Can Livramento dodge transfer chaos or will chaos reign?
Man City vs Sun: The Hot-Footed Challenge!
Man City takes the field against Al Ain and sizzling sunbeams! Witness a fiery showdown in Atlanta’s sweltering heat and Orlando’s sunburn saga! Grab shades!
Man City Adds 6,000 Rooftop Ravers!
Man City’s Etihad Stadium is getting a funky facelift! It’s adding 6,000 seats for mega-fan madness. Can you smell the victory pie already?
Man City’s 2015 Cartoonishly Wild Spending Spree
Man City’s 2015 shopping spree hit the jackpot! De Bruyne as a prized teddy, Sterling as a squirrel, and Otamendi as a bulldozer—pure cartoon mayhem!
Bernardo Silva: Captain Fantastic!
Bernardo Silva takes the captain’s armband, whirls like a disco dynamo, and defends Man City’s age like a midfield lion! Ready for his fiery leadership?
Guardiola’s Club World Cup Wild Ride!
Pep’s Club World Cup ride: wilder than squirrels in penalty boxes! Inter Miami stuns Porto, as chaos ensues. Can Pep’s gang conquer this citrusy chaos?
Man City Flexes Wallet Muscles FIFA-Style!
Man City went FIFA God-mode, blowing £316M like sushi-fed hippos! New players are their Pokémon cards, and they’re money magicians. Stay dizzy!
Man City Fined: Delays Cause Comic Chaos!
Man City fined £1M for their dazzling delay dramas! Forget time-warping magic; it’s time for City’s Clock Control Committee to face the ticking reality.
Haaland Becomes Captain Marvel at Man City!
Haaland, the Viking Thunder, rocks the Club World Cup dreams with Man City! Once a temporary stop, now a decade-long legend! Get ready for goal galore!
Man City Roof Collapse Drama!
Man City’s “Roof-A-Palooza” is on! Say goodbye to the old roof and hello to a magical Mancunian wonderland! Ready by 2025—get your popcorn!
Juma Bah’s Next Big Gig: Where’s He Going?
Juma Bah, football’s caffeine-powered cat, skips the USA bash to plot his next move! Clubs line up like derby fans, and mystery swirls like lost socks.
Man City’s Captain Conundrum Saga!
Man City’s captain saga is crazier than a penguin in a luchador mask! Will Silva keep the band? Catch the wild football drama of captain swaps!
Sverre Nypan’s Wacky City Adventure!
Sverre Nypan’s wild ride to Manchester City is like a football fairy tale! From Norwegian wonder to Etihad excitement and loan escapades—what’s next?
Man City Seeds New Roots Worldwide!
Man City’s off for a wild global ride, dancing across continents! Soriano’s in a sombrero with new talent, ready to charge like Energizer bunnies.