City’s Great Escape From Player Woes!
City’s new move: buy-back magic! From transfer flops to academy tops, they’re pressing replay on lost stars. Can City spin football gold again? Tune in!
Celtic’s Comical Rumba for Teen Defender!
Celtic’s eyeing Man City’s rookie star Jahmai Simpson-Pusey to boost their defense. Will this disco ball defender rock Scotland like a Braveheart hero?
Pep’s Future: More Twists Than a Football!
Pep Guardiola, the football wizard with a flair for long-term plans, dreams of coaching a national team! Meanwhile, he’s brewing another storm at City!
Pep’s Puzzle: Grealish & Co. Still in Limbo
Pep’s got more players than a magician with rabbits! Grealish & McAtee’s future’s like a soccer circus. Transfers play hide-and-seek; stay tuned!
Trafford Returns to City in Goalie Fandango!
James Trafford returns to Manchester City, ready to dethrone Ederson in a goalie saga of epic proportions! Will he rise or stay in the wings?
Mahrez Reveals City’s Wobble Woes
Beware the football cliffhanger! Man City’s mojo vanished like a penguin in the Sahara, but Cherki and Reijnders might just be their espresso-fueled saviors!
Pep Guardiola Plans to Join Lawn Whisperers!
Pep swaps soccer for moo-signal intensity! From sideline strategies to pastoral peace, Guardiola’s new goal: cow contemplation and countryside chill!🐄
Man City’s Pre-Season Circus Begins!
Pep’s Pre-Season Party! Watch as Man City turns training into a circus of football thrills, with Grealish’s glimmers and Ederson vs. Trafford tension!
Man City Dive into Pre-Season Chaos!
Man City gears up for a rollercoaster pre-season! With burger escapades and looming player strikes, will they be warriors or wobblers? Grab your popcorn!
City Cashes in on Teen Winger Sale Bonanza!
Manchester City cashes in on whiz-kid Farid Alfa-Ruprecht, bagging £5M and a sizzling 50% sell-on clause! It’s raining golden goals, folks!
City’s Right-Back Rumble Royale Begins!
Manchester City’s right-back race is crazier than a penguin on roller skates! With Livramento out and Walker in Milan, Nunes navigates the chaos!
Man City Bracing for September Showdown
Man City faces a wild September swirl! Can Pep’s squad dodge banana peel slip-ups against Wolverhampton, Tottenham, and Brighton, or become decorative footy rugs?
Sesko’s Transfer Circus: United’s £70m Tightrope!
Who’s joining the football circus? United eyes Sesko for £70m! Will he join the red lions or fly with the Magpies? The transfer window’s wild ride awaits!
Man City Paqueta Drama: Yellow Card Chaos!
Man City’s Pep dreams of Lucas “Yellow Card King” Paqueta! Will he dodge lifetime ban drama and join the Sky Blues? It’s like soccer meets Pokémon!
Sesko to Man U: Haaland Rivalry Emerges!
Manchester United eyes Benjamin Sesko as the next potential goal-gobbling Red Devil! Can he out-sprint Haaland and wow Old Trafford? Stay tuned!