Donnarumma’s Agent Criticizes PSG Amid Transfer Talks…

Gianluigi Donnarumma is making waves like a beluga whale in a kiddie pool, as his agent, Enzo Raiola, throws some major shade at Paris Saint-Germain. Raiola claims they’ve built a castle of respect over four years, only to see it collapse faster than a sandcastle facing a rogue ocean wave. Donnarumma was absent from their latest UEFA Super Cup squad, thanks to contract battles not even Zeus could unravel. Meanwhile, Manchester United watches like a hawk eyeing a juicy target, hoping that a Premier League move could emerge.

Reports suggest Manchester City is eyeing Donnarumma as eagerly as a squirrel chasing the last nut before winter hits. However, their affections remain with Ederson, proving that sometimes even goalkeepers need a hug too! PSG, on the other hand, seems to be picky, looking for a different goalie profile, maybe one with a penchant for origami or interpretive dance. While Enrique praises Donnarumma like he’s the last slice of pizza, he admits the team needs something different. As the goalkeeper drama unravels, the Premier League sidelines might yet find a new star!