Manchester City Overhauls Squad Amid Transfers…
Manchester City has just set a new world record for most football player changes in a single summer, rivaling a toddler’s typical demands for lemonade refills. Pep Guardiola shook up his team more than a snow globe in a traffic jam, signing seven players for £175 million, including Rayan Cherki, Rayan Ait-Nouri, and Tijjani Reijnders. With this wild overhaul, City fans might need name tags for their new squad when the 2025-26 campaign kicks off.
Meanwhile, in a plot twist rivaling the climax of a spy thriller, City’s departures list could make a pop band reunion tour look stable. Kevin De Bruyne waved farewell after a golden era; Ilkay Gundogan teleported to Galatasaray; and Manuel Akanji and Jack Grealish took vacations disguised as loans. While Stefan Ortega eyes his exit as fourth-string goalie, City beefed up their goalkeeping fortress with James Trafford, Gianluigi Donnarumma, and Marcus Bettinelli. Stay tuned as the transfer window drama continues in Turkey and Saudi Arabia!
