Guardiola reveals Etihad concert plans…

Pep Guardiola cheekily promised that the iconic rock band Oasis will perform at the Etihad if Manchester City clinches the Premier League title this season. They started strong with a 4-0 triumph over Wolverhampton Wolves, showcasing Erling Haaland’s prowess and Tijjani Reijnders’ skills. City is second in the betting race, hot on Liverpool’s tails. Guardiola sounded so confident that he’s practically picked songs for the encore already. “It will happen, I am pretty sure,” he quipped, casually naming Noel Gallagher as if he’s on speed dial.

Speaking fondly of Oasis, Pep was practically starstruck, asserting their dominance over the last five decades of music like they were the Beatles, Stones, and every other great band rolled into one. After attending a sold-out show, Pep compared the band’s timeless appeal to a classic novel that’s stood the test of time. His enthusiasm for Oasis was boundless, declaring them a hit worldwide. Meeting Liam Gallagher for the first time left Pep giddy, practically expecting to get his autograph in a Manchester City kit. Now, that’s a gig we’d all love to see!