Manchester Rivals Eye PSG’s Donnarumma…

Manchester United and Manchester City are gearing up for a classic sibling rivalry over who can woo PSG’s Gianluigi Donnarumma first! After being treated like the forgotten leftovers in the fridge, the Italian star is determined to leave Paris this summer. Despite his heroics leading PSG to glory in the Champions League, he’s being pushed out faster than a cat being shooed off a couch by the newer French talent, Lucas Chevalier. Man Utd are hunting for a reliable keeper after Altay Bayindir’s errors, while Pep Guardiola’s ever-changing collection of goalies has him eyeing Donnarumma for City.

It’s like clockwork that the Donnarumma transfer saga swirls with drama—the only surprise this time isn’t that he’s involved, but rather that his brother isn’t part of a comically oversized buy-one-get-one-free goalie deal! In 2017, AC Milan whisked Gianluigi off his feet with more frenzy than a confetti cannon, forcing them to employ his brother Antonio as part of the package. Ah, to be a Donnarumma! As Gigio stands ready for another chapter, Manchester’s red and blue sides are set to fire off offers hoping he finally lands on their turf—sparkier than two cats fighting over a sunbeam!