Manchester City Kicks Off Season in Style…
Manchester City took the Premier League by storm, beating Wolves 4-0 as Erling Haaland scored twice. City spent the summer pinpointing squad weaknesses like a dentist finding cavities and worked hard to improve. Last season, Haaland scored 31 goals but felt like a shark invited to a salad bar – not quite in his element. Now regarded more as a leader, he led heartfelt tributes before their first game. Haaland bagged the opening goal, leaving Wolves’ defense feeling like cardboard cutouts in a carnival shooting gallery, while James Trafford amazed with his spectacular saves.
Rico Lewis and Oscar Bobb played pivotal roles, setting up Haaland and Tijjani Reijnders with precision passes that turned the match into a masterclass of teamwork. City’s stunning performance was so commanding that Haaland could exit the game early, lounging on the bench like a king on his throne, as Rayan Cherki added a fourth goal. With every match, Haaland hopes to transform City’s chances from “maybe” to “of course,” potentially leading them to a season filled with joy and victories as sweet as chocolate fountains.
