Manchester City Strikes Gold with Teen Deal!…
In a plot twist that has left even the footballing gods scratching their heads, Manchester City have pocketed a cool £5 million from the sale of young wiz-kid Farid Alfa-Ruprecht to Bayer Leverkusen. It’s like finding a golden football in an old pair of boots! But hold onto your shin pads, City fans, because there’s more! They’ve added a shiny 50% sell-on clause, so if Alfa-Ruprecht turns into the next Bundesliga sensation, City could be rolling in dough like a kid with too much spaghetti!
Farid, who’s faster than a football kicked by Zeus himself, came from Hamburg’s academy and has been stirring up a storm in the under-21s like a footballing weatherman. While he didn’t get to dazzle on the first-team stage under Pep Guardiola, he definitely filled the net with goals, scoring seven times in 12 games, like a hyper buttered ball zooming over a summer barbecue.
Leverkusen seems to have spotted a diamond gleaming brighter than a goal under the floodlights in Alfa-Ruprecht. Sporting director Simon Rolfes is already polishing his new gem, stating that Farid’s feet are like a pair of lightning bolts with incredible speed ready to strike on the wings. With Jeremie Frimpong making his own iconic exit, the field is wide open for Alfa-Ruprecht to show off his dazzling dribbling. He’s excited to make his mark like a cat on a football pitch, promising to repay Leverkusen’s trust by turning defenders into a twisty-turny whirlwind on the field!
