Oasis Back with a Goal-Scoring Gig…
In a comedic twist that had even the cheekiest squirrel spinning circles, Liam and Noel Gallagher lit up London like a football pitch under disco lights, teasing Arsenal fans mercilessly. After a whopping 16-year hiatus, Oasis returned to Wembley as if they’d never left — with their guitar strings as sharp as a referee’s whistle and their banter sharper than a hedgehog’s quills!
Liam was more cantankerous than a seagull in a biscuit factory as he led the bouncing crowd in the legendary Poznan, a jubilant jig Manchester City supporters have perfected over the years. He couldn’t resist poking fun at Gooners, cheekily blaming them for ‘not being top of the league’ and likening it to a pizza delivery not arriving hot — essentially, not Oasis’s problem! Meanwhile, Noel smoothly laced the encore with a subtle but undeniable celebration of City’s glory with “The Masterplan,” his grin wider than the Thames.
As the Gallagher brothers crooned to the heavenly hoots of over 630,000 fans in their Wembley extravaganza, they proves that even rock stars can’t resist a cheeky jab at the beautiful game’s drama. With gigs lined up like a string of poised penalties, Oasis are ready to nudge London’s football fans out of their seats with music and mirth!
