When Blues Go Back in Time to Knockout Fashion…

Manchester City has time-traveled their fans back to yonder year! Don your monocles, folks, because their 2025/26 away kit is clad in midnight black—just like Jack the Ripper might have worn after a City clean sheet in 1884! It’s a blast from the past with a pinch of today’s sparkle, complete with metallic crest and silver sprinkles that could dazzle a disco ball.

Swagaholics and crest collectors rush now because the first 100 fans at the Etihad are going to feel like Christmas. They’ll snag a goodie bag packed like a cannoli with surprises, including a gold-plated 75-pound voucher for lucky ten! Behold face-painters, balloon magicians, and Moonbeam—or is it Lunarlight?—at the Etihad store jamboree. Prepare for the away kit’s grand runway debut when City tangoes with Palermo like ballroom dancers dancing in the dark fog of pre-season extravaganza!

Marco ‘Don Draper’ Mueller from PUMA exclaims it’s a “special honor,” unveiling this all-black beast of a jersey in a campaign that’s gone noir! Authentic ultra-weave for player pizzazz, or a chilled-out replica for armchair admirals—there’s a kit for everyone, even time-traveling historians like Dr. Gary James. This mosaic of mystery shrouds City’s roots with modern majesty, bringing the club full circle from Gorton to greatness. Crazier than a carnival and sharper than a corner flag, the kit is a statement of fashion-football fusion worth shouting about!