The Curious Case of the Oasis Poznan…
Once upon a time in the rollicking realm of rock ‘n roll, Oasis kicked off their epic comeback tour by strutting onto the stage in Cardiff. Picture the scene: Liam Gallagher, flicking out instructions like a maestro conducting an orchestra made of 90s kids and salt-of-the-earth football fans. “Do the poznan!” he bellowed, like a wizard chanting incantations with a Mancunian flair. Without hesitation, the crowd morphed into a mass of linking arms and synchronized bounces, a giant frothy sea of backsides grooving to the pulsating beat of Cigarettes & Alcohol. If GCSEs required poznan skills, this lot would be top of the class!
Now, with Oasis touching down in Manchester for the grand homecoming, excitement electrifies the air thicker than a double cheeseburger under a summertime Manchester sky. The question on every fan’s lips? Will the Gallagher brothers get their fans doing the poznan once more? Manchester City fans have been swirling in this dizzy dance since 2010, when they pinched it from Lech Poznan supporters like a sneaky seagull grabbing a chip, their arms swinging and legs leaping like they just got hit by a football bolt of joy!
The poznan has buried itself so deep into the heart of Manchester City’s history that even sporting titans of 2012 paraded it at the BBC’s glitzy Sports Personality of the Year bash. Forget regular dance floors and club beats; it’s all about stadium steps and post-goal rhythm now. So as Liam and Noel take to the stage again, all eyes — and potentially, all backs — will be turning to see if the poznan takes its world tour debut. Get ready to link arms and embrace sheer rock ‘n roll recklessness! Cheers to football dances at gigs — a union of music, madness, and flailing limbs!
