Will Livramento Cartwheel His Way to Etihad?…
In the magical land of Pepville, where left-backs fear to tread, several brave souls have tried to grasp the elusive golden jersey, only to face the wrath of the Moaner’s Sarcasm Society. Benjamin Mendy’s injury circus and Angelino’s disappearing act still haunt the goblins of the Etihad. But fear not, for whispers of Rayan Ait-Nouri’s daring heist on the left flank have the citizens clinking their mugs of lukewarm ale with glee!
Meanwhile, the right-back fortress once defended by Sir Kyle of Walker looks as weathered as a pie on a rainy match day. Paid a king’s ransom of £50m from the Tottenham Hornets, Walker transformed into the magic carpet Pep needed to fly over the Premier League six-eons out of seven. However, these days, his star shines duller, and he’s been sailing on a choppy sea of sorts, cascading out of the good books faster than one can say “treble winner.”
As the city’s knights prep their summer offensive, Tino Livramento is the talk of the tavern. A youthful wizard whose potential shines like a diamond during Under-21 Euros. Could Tino be the heroic right-back ready to perform somersaults into Pep’s illustrious squad? Or will Newcastle’s vault-protected fine wine Tino remain locked away? Tune in for the saga, and don’t forget to bring your magic beans for more fun with the Manchester Evening News!
