Epic Premier League Fixture Reveal…
In a twist of fate that could only be described as football’s version of a Shakespearean comedy, Manchester City is set to tango with Wolves at the notorious Molineux Stadium, while Manchester United will host a gladiatorial standoff with Arsenal at Old Trafford! All this and more was revealed with great pomp and circumstance at the unholy hour of 9 AM. Hold on to your scarves, because Liverpool is kicking things off against Bournemouth in the season’s curtain-raiser on Friday, August 15th, like an unwelcome rude awakening!
In the early act of this dramatic play, witness the mighty Manchester derby as legendary rivals United and City crash headlong into each other quicker than you can say ‘VAR debacle’. September 13 is the fateful day the Etihad Stadium will serve as the battlefield, with the return leg penciled into the January diary at Old Trafford. Meanwhile, a heroic voyage awaits United as they braves the treacherous route to Everton’s new digs at the Hill Dickinson Stadium. A destination so fresh, even satnavs are still getting accustomed to it!
City’s opening quintet of fixtures reads like a who’s who of Premier League chaos! They’re starting with a turbulence-filled trip to face the howling Wolves on August 16th and planning on keeping Tottenham, Brighton, and Arsenal in hot pursuit. But don’t go adjusting your fantasy league squads just yet, folks, as these dates are about as set in stone as a referee’s handshake. So tune in, keep your boots polished, and let the 2025/26 Premier League charade begin!
