The Bizarre Journey of a Football Madman…
Once upon a time in a galaxy not so far away, a lad named Marc Tierney was kicking footballs in the mystical aisles of Tesco, dodging canned beans like a maestro avoids defenders. While his bro was strutting like a Red Devil fashion model at Man Utd, Marc was sending SOS flares to 91 clubs quicker than a cat on a hot tin roof. Sadly, the only place responding faster than his mum to his giant laundry pile was Tesco.
But lo and behold! Like a phoenix rising from the ashes of supermarket despair, Oldham Athletic swooped in like a seagull nicking your chips. From skulking the sacred aisles of Holy Cross College to taming the stubborn sheep of Scunthorpe, Marc leapt through leagues like a kangaroo in footie boots, bouncing from Shrewsbury to Norwich, landing his golden bootie in Premier League glory before injuries played spoiler like a dodgy lasagna.
Locked, loaded, and now orchestrating footie ops like a maestro on gig speed, Tierney’s gone all football Sherlock at Carlisle United, planning a pitch invasion of greatness with Sir Barrett and Hughes. He’s traded his Tescolation skills for a megaphone and clipboard, ensuring Carlisle’s football rocket ships straight back into the heavens of league football. Holy goalposts, Batman, the beautiful game never stops!
