Comedy of 115 Charges and Season Ticket Tangles!…
Prepare your popcorn and grab those binoculars because Manchester City are about to embark on a weekend Premier League adventure that could send them to the Champions League grand gala or have them begging on the telephones for a favor from soccer pals Newcastle, Chelsea, and Aston Villa. As if the suspense wasn’t enough, Pep Guardiola has to juggle Rodri back into the team like a circus performer balancing on a unicycle while twirling flaming soccer balls!
Meanwhile, in the courtroom of cosmic confusion, the mystical saga of City’s 115 charges twirls round and round like a spinning football atop Gary Neville’s clever noggin. With Evertonian wizard Kieran Maguire joining the weekly debate show, Neville humorously lambastes the interminable nature of the case, suggesting it’s as slow as a snail dribbling a goal from one end of the pitch to the other! “An absolute stain!” he bellows, possibly wiping imagined syrup stains from his jersey as he laughs off the dragging saga.
And just when you thought the drama was over, Manchester City have dropped the ticket bombshell! They’ve announced 1500 new Flexi-Gold tickets, as well as 500 “shiny-new” season tickets for the badge-hoarding supporters! With fans hopping like over-caffeinated kangaroos over last season’s frozen price policy, City Matters, the plucky supporter crew, have since voiced high-volume thank-you chants while waving around their freshly-minted tickets! Cha-ching!
