A New Kit Fiasco Unveiled…

Holy footballing fashionistas, Batman! Manchester City has just revealed their 2025/26 home kit and it’s fresher than a minty chewing gum commercial. Our lovable kit-makers at Puma have decided to play with nostalgia like a cat with yarn. They’ve slapped a white sash on the sky blue uniforms, transforming players into superheroes with diagonal stripes of glory running down their chic uniforms. It’s a dash of style that says, “Yes, I score goals and I do it fabulously!”

But wait, there’s more! Grab your magnifying glass and Sherlock Holmes cap because the 2024/25 kits are experiencing a legendary sale. Visit Puma’s magical online marketplace where prices are dropping faster than a striker in the penalty box. The current away kit wildly waves tribute flags to the drama-laden play-off victory over Gillingham back in ’99—oh, the memories! Adorned with neon-yellow stripes and a classic collar, it’s the wearable time machine you didn’t know you needed.

And for those seeking a dash of rock n’ roll, our beloved Gallagher guitarist has thrown his flair into a limited edition fourth kit! It stands as a monument to Oasis’ debut album’s anniversary. Throw in some goalkeeper kits that look like they’ve been designed by a palette-wielding Picasso, and you have yourself a sale that defies the limitations of football gear normalcy. Come one, come all, to the football fashion circus of the ages!