Finding the Future Footy Legend…
Once upon a time in the enchanted land of Manchester, there was a football club that dared to dream bigger than a stadium full of pancakes. They’ve locked down Erling Haaland for ludicrously long nine-and-a-half years like he’s the last slice of pizza in the universe! Pep Guardiola, munching on tactical snackumms, couldn’t believe his ears at first, but hey, when in football wonderland, you sign the man with crazy plans!
While King Haaland basks in the celestial glow of the Etihad, mere mortals like Omar Marmoush have willingly signed on to being his trusty knight-in-waiting. What’s more medieval than having a royal understudy, am I right? City’s scout supreme, Hugo Viana, now dons his adventure goggles to spot the next footy wizard, only to stumble upon a battlefield at Villa Park where young Matty Warhurst slippered the ball into the net quicker than a squirrel on rollerblades.
Meanwhile, Divin Mubama, a rookie recruit from the wild west of West Ham, has been launching moonwalk-style goals with the finesse of a ballerina in cleats! His mission: poke the net more than a toddler pokes a birthday cake, and impress the City sensation-spotters. U21 coach Ben Wilkinson watches on, undoubtedly Googling how to crown him, because Mubama isn’t just sprinkling stardust on the pitch—he’s practically raining asteroids! All in all, the City academy tinker shop is buzzing like a caffeinated bee, shaping fledgling strikers who dream not of sheep, but of Haalands!
