Pep’s Cheeky Push & Rico’s Midfield Dreams…

So, picture this! Pep Guardiola, the Pep of pep talks, was gleefully leaving Wembley, grinning like a Cheshire cat that just found a bowl of milk. Why, you ask? Well, Mr. Rico Lewis, the ball maestro, was busy charming a gaggle of journalists with his triumphant tales. As Pep playfully nudged our starry-eyed hero towards the eager mics, Lewis was grinning from ear to ear, much like a cat in a fish market who just scored the catch of the day!

Rico, the midfield magician, was pulling a seasonal Houdini act, longing for the midfield throne like a kid yearns for candy. But alas, the fates had other plans! Mysterious injuries and the unexpected resurrection of seasoned players meant Rico found himself parked back in his cozy right-back nook like a boomerang that keeps finding its way home. Meanwhile, Matheus Nunes was dancing around at right-back like a peacock in full plumage, leaving poor Rico philosophically “discombobulated” amidst spirits high and chances few!

But hold the phone! With a dusting of divine Pep wisdom and a sprinkle of confidence, Rico spun gold at Wembley, netting a quicksilver goal that left trees whispering. This rare midfield escapade was fuelled by Guardiola’s crafty advice, teaching him to turn on the ball like a seasoned fortune teller reading tea leaves. And hey, no one made a jump on him! Blessed by midfield nirvana, Rico’s on a quest to conquer his dream role, one cheeky turn and swifty goal at a time!