Keane Swerves Scouse Showdown for Forest Frolic…
Manchester United’s old gladiator, Roy Keane, is skipping the Anfield jamboree where Liverpool might just pinch their 20th league trophy against Tottenham Hotspur. While Arne Slot’s ballers need just a smidgen of a point to crown their noggins with glory, Keane decides dodging the title tango is wiser. The backdrop? Anfield’s battle to equal United’s regal English hauls. Crush your hopes! Keane has bigger fish to fry than wallow in Scouse celebrations.
Joining the Sky Sports banter gang with legends like Peter Schmeichel and Gary “Not Today” Neville is off the menu for Keane. He’s darting off to the Wembley wonderland, chilling with Nottingham Forest and taunting the mighty Manchester City in an FA Cup semi-showdown. Our Roy is part of ITV’s chuckle lineup with Ian Wright and Joleon Lescott, where giggles are guaranteed, and surprises are abundant. It’s his grand escape plan from any Liverpool title parties; who can blame the lad?
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