Pep’s Squad Stumbles to Semi-Final Saga…
Ladies and Gentlemen, put your hands together for the most dramatic clown car act in football! Manchester City is rolling into Wembley with more injuries than a slapstick comedy rehearsal. Oscar Bobb, City’s prodigious prankster who once wowed against Manchester United, has now danced his way right out of the FA Cup semi-final. His hamstring went twang, leaving him tangled up like a puppet on strings!
Once upon a pre-season, Bobb was Pep Guardiola’s golden lad, a sparkling swordfish in the City sea! He swam through defenders like a salmon up a waterfall, dazzling all with his sprightly moves. But alas, his leg got a taste of the crackle pop and boiled over, frying his chances like a faulty toaster. And just when the toaster started to pop back, kablam! Another setback. It’s a football soap opera, folks!
With Bobb benched, the lively Erling Haaland, the rock-’em-sock-’em John Stones, alongside steady Rodri and nimble Nathan Ake are all wearing their ‘Magic Missing’ capes for this semi-final showdown. Even the ever-present Ederson may join the disappearing act! Pep’s hoping for a miracle the size of the Wembley arch to keep City’s engine roaring and the orange football of destiny bouncing in their favor!
