Foden Flicks Back, Haaland Hobbles…
In a tale as wild as a squirrel in roller skates, Man City might roll out without a half-dozen regulars against Everton today! But don’t trade your Man City scarf for tissues just yet, for the dazzling Phil Foden is slated to slink back into the magic-making machinery. Foden missed out against Crystal Palace—thanks to a knock that was the football version of a stubbed toe—but like a phoenix from the physio, he’s ready to tango with the Toffees once again!
Manuel Akanji has been spotted grazing the grass but remains in the “almost but no cigar” fitness brigade. Meanwhile, our high-kicking Viking, Erling Haaland, teased hopeful fans with workout videos that could rival a superstar fitness influencer on Insta! City’s castle of injured knights dreams of a day when the FA Cup and Champions League are in their clammy grasp, without the need for a substitute fortress!
And let’s not forget Ederson, who’s apparently off to the beach with a mysterious injury, but don’t bother peppering him with love letters just yet as the return date remains foggier than a London morning. Will he swap his goalie gloves for May month return? Who knows! With a motley crew of limpers, City awaits a miracle brighter than their fluorescent kits.
