Fans go bananas over Flexi-Gold twist…
Greetings, Citizens! Man City’s ticketing tango has fans doing the hokey-pokey of frustration ā they’ve given a nod to the crowd, offering fresh season tickets dental since T-Rex times. But beware, the Flexi-Gold ticket now comes with more strings attached than a spaghetti monster at a noodle fest! More games, fewer transfers, and a rulebook heftier than a sumo wrestler riding a football mean many fans are left biting their shoes.
The fan squad donned their unofficial blue protest socks, blocking their Etihad seats longer than a stoppage-time banger. In a new stunt that could give circus acrobats a run for their money, Flexi-Gold glory-hunters can score a mega season ticket, provided they’ve attended 16 out of 19 games ā or have the stamina of a marathon-running sloth. But alas, now only three lucky amigos can be chosen to have a slice of ticket pie; the rest need to flash their membership cards like they’re in some ticket-buying secret society!
The outcry has been as loud as a vuvuzela in a library! Sarah’s seat stayed toasty warm thanks to a babysitting gig, while Leon bellyached about kickoff chaos like a juggling octopus trying to catch all the matches. With every protest, City’s PR could rival a contortionist at a wedding dinner. Keep your eyes peeled for the next fan festivity, unless they’re juggling flaming torches next!
