Ex-City Star’s Home Game Gone Wrong…
Joey Barton, the ex-Man City star known for more drama than an episode of “EastEnders,” was found guilty of assaulting his wife. Our man, Mr. Barton, aged 42, didn’t just kick footballs but allegedly kicked his wife’s head during a boozy home showdown back in June 2021. The match took place in southwest London while the kids were dreaming upstairs.
Their evening, shared with two other couples and gallons of dubious cocktails, descended into chaos over a domestic disagreement—that’s British for “massive row.” Afterward, Mrs. Barton rang the emergency buzzers, claiming, “He’s just hit me!” Mister Barton was found asleep (or perhaps ‘passed out’ is more accurate?) and was later whisked away for a no-comment chat with the cops. In court, the evidence was more one-sided than a game where Manchester City actually loses.
Despite the kerfuffle, the Bartons are still together, with Mr. Barton handed a 12-week sentence, pulled back for two years. Clearly, they prefer a little drama with their breakfast. The magistrate noted they’ve still got a “happy relationship.” But let’s face it, “happy” may just be code for “less tipsy for now.” Our hero also needs to pay a £2,183 fee, likely wishing for a red card instead.
