Manchester City’s Treatment Room Adventures …

Manchester City might need to field a team of medics as they face quite a tango in their injury department! The Blues are dancing around missing five key players ahead of their clash with Brighton. But fear not, Coach Pep Guardiola delivered some joke-filled joy about Oscar Bobb, whose leg had its own plans since injuring in the Community Shield.

Bobb’s leg injury seemed like a bad horror movie, yet there’s hope he could soon be seen strutting about the pitch. Meanwhile, poor Ake’s foot seems to be auditioning for a reality show with its love for drama. After foot surgery, he’ll miss action until mid-May, sounding a bit like he’s planning a luxurious vacation.

Rodri, with an ACL injury, is slowly preparing to grace us with his presence… someday soon-ish. Stones and his thigh fancy a comeback in April or May but not without causing a riddle first. Lastly, Akanji’s muscle fiasco means visiting doctors become his new pastime after the Madrid game injury. Let’s hope City’s lineup can add some humor to their challenges as they keep the ball rolling amidst the chaos!